Gokuma

Or anything at all

1. Optimus/Fort Max

2. Soundwave/Rung

3. Ratchet/Chromedome

4. Optimus/Bulkhead (TFP)

5. Soundwave/Rewind

conservativewoman:

talkstraight:

You shut the operation down THREE TIMES before someone else made the call, you limp dick.

Also, it didn’t take heaven and earth. It took Seal Team 6. It took a lot of time - most of which happened before this president took office - and intelligence, but it wasn’t focusing the majority of our military to get it done.

No, of course - bin Laden caught himself

-ml:

gokuma:

Sexiest grandpa ever

Damn straight.

Charles in the background:

(via sushiofmischief)

odinsblog:

divineirony:

inothernews:

Stephen does Mitt Romney’s “confident half-smile.”

It’s a look that says, “I get my own planet when I die, your argument is invalid.”

nope. it’s the, “hey look, i just did a trick—now pat me on the head” look

Hold on, wait:

About “Bend it like Beckham”

It’s a shame, really, because I liked the film and I know I’d love it even more with the original ending…

(Source: Wikipedia)

flanoirbunny:

whiteknightling:

everybodyska:

“these boots were made for walkin”

what else could boots possibly be made for

getting through the water temple

also standing on magnetic ceilings

(via rsharky)

groovygifcollection:

cocklesdragon:

thepokeyhokey:

onwardz-aoshima:

The whole Steve and Tony married, and somehow adopting Peter Parker thing is fucking stupid.

Sincerely,

EVERYONE ELSE

lol bitch you are on the wrong website. we ship planets here, go back to facebook.

sincerely, the corner of the internet that understands what fan FICTION means, you peasant.

#best answer so far

Tumblr is Loki of the Internet, we do what we want!

(Source: sketch-ass-arachno-fondler, via whomanist)

stereolights:

gOOD OMENs TEASER TRAILER WHAT

SOMEONE EXPLAIN PLS I’M LITERALLY CRYING AND HYPERVENTILATING OH MY GOD JHdjhJDEFWGE MY HEART IS POUNDING OUT OF MY CHEST GUYS I THINK I’M DYING

…Wait, what?

: Instant David 8 reference

And what’s even cooler, a dream that looked like a computer game. Its main goal was to bring both brothers to the castle seen all the time in the game, in a very faaaaaaaaaaaaaar distance. You could control Thor, and Loki - led by the computer - kinda tagged along with you when you were running, jumping, climbing, exploring, fighting all sorts of creatures. Sometimes - at first a bit randomly - he was helping with his magic spells; but even more often he was just standing (or even sitting and yawning) and waiting for you to deal with the problem (and mocking you if it took too long).

At first I thought that that’s all to that but then I realized that if - instead of running as fast as I could (because each stage of the game had a time limit) - I decided to HELP him (he didn’t ask for it; I could go without him and if I made it in time to the checkpoint he’d just appeared after few moments) in any way, he started helping with the run and using his powers more often. I discovered it completely by accident - there was that huge cliff we were climbing onto and when I managed to do so, instead of instantly running again, I waited for Loki. And when he appeared, Thor, without my control, reached out his hand and pulled his brother up. Loki gave his trademark uneasy smile - and right after that he killed some flying monstrosity that appeared above us. And he’d done it like, twice, so far in the whole game.