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somekindofkad:

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translucent-flapjacks:

cutegayboysex:

umhi-im-alexis:

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f-yeahamerica:

seer-of-bullshit:

arachnidsaquarium:

homestuckergirl:

trumpeteroftheswan:

lukehasmeowmix:

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musicgirlsguns:

Preach

BACK IN MY DAY WE USED TO LISTEN TO REAL MUSIC

HERE, LET ME PULL OUT MY OLD IPOD AND SHOW YOU DUBSTEP I’M SURE YOU’LL LIKE IT SONNY

Hey, lemme tell you a story

It’s called Homestuck

I’ll be the one chasing my grand-kids going “BLAWRGHLL” and running like Flappie, omg.

‘Let me tell you about Homestuck, my dear children.’

“WHOAH YOU’RE MY GRANDCHILDREN? I HAD CHILDREN? WHAT. I WAS PREGNANT? YOU BETTER BE CALLED VRISKA JR.”

shit lets be old

“YOU’RE FOURTEEN ALREADY?! SHOULDN’T YOU BE STARING AT PICTURES OF HOMOSEXUALS ON THE INTERNET?”

I actually want to have kids just for the sake of becoming a grandparent.

BACK WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I WAS OBSESSED WITH GAY PORN WHY AREN’T YOU

grandma I’m a straight 11-year-old boy

UGH KIDS THESE DAYS WITH YOUR FANCY HETEROSEXUALITY WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I HAD TO SHIP SLASH COUPLES UPHILL BOTH WAYS IN THE SNOW

“Ugh there’s too many gay couples on tv”
“WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE THERE WERE TWO GAY COUPLES ON TV. KIDS IN AFRICA WISH THEY HAD THE GAY COUPLES THAT YOU HAVE NOW.”

“NOW KIDDO WATCH YOUR GRAMAMA DANCE TO ONE OF HER CHILDHOOD FAVORITES.

TO THE FRONT.

TAKE IT BACK NOW, Y’ALL,

CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH.”

WHAT’S THIS SHIT YOU’RE READING ON? WHERE ARE YOUR BOOKS?

WHY DON’T YOU HAVE HARRY POTTER ON YOUR SHELVES?

BLAINE JR STOP CRYING AND LISTEN TO YOUR GRANDMA.

omfg

hahaha homestuck one

Kids, when I was your age I really wanted an Iphone, yeeeah, those thick and slow boxes were cool back then, so what did I do?  

I DREW SO MUCH PORN YOU’D NEED A WHOLE MONTH JUST TO FLIP THROUGH IT.

THAT WAS A FAIR, HONEST-TO-GOD JOB,

NOW GET YOUR LAZY ASSES UP, TAKE THE HOLOPAD AND DRAW YOUR GRANNY AN ORGY TO SHOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HER

“…When I was your age, we had this beautiful thing called the Internet”

(Source: sheamnessy, via ab2m)